Once lived a man named Oliver who lived in Oil City, Texas. The locals said this town was special because you could find an oil change shop on almost every corner.
One day, Oliver decided to take his car in for its scheduled maintenance. He drove over to Jiffy Lube because it was the closest shop to his house. Upon arriving, he asked the manager, “What type of oil do you guys use?” The manager replied, “We don’t use oil here at Jiffy Lube; we use peanut butter.” So, Oliver left.
Then, he drove over to Express Lube because it was the closest shop to Jiffy Lube. Upon arriving, he asked the manager, “What type of oil do you guys use?” The manager replied, “We don’t use oil here at Express Lube; we use espresso.” So, Oliver left.
So then, he drove over to Meineke because it was the next closest shop to his house. Upon arriving, he asked the manager, “What type of oil do you guys use?” The manager replied, “We don’t use oil here at Meineke; we use maple syrup.” So, Oliver left and drove home frustrated.
When Oliver arrived home and walked in the door, his wife asked, “How was the oil change today?” He replied, “I went to three different shops, but none of them worked out, so I just came home.” His wife replied, “Thus again? Honey, you need to quit shop hopping and just pick a shop already. Oil City is full of shops. Why can’t you just pick a shop opposed to driving all over town?”
Oliver said, “Honey, I refuse to let anyone put anything into my engine that’s not oil!”
