Yesterday, Chunky Chandy placed her used treadmill for sale on LetGo. Shortly after, her neighbor Flabby Frank placed his used dumbbells for sale on Craigslist.
The following morning, an overweight woman showed up at Chunky Chandy’s house. After asking Chunky Chandy a few questions, the woman bought the treadmill. At the same time, a skinny man showed up at Flabby Frank’s house. After asking Flabby Frank a few questions, the man bought the dumbbells.
During both transactions, an elderly couple watched from across the street. After both cars drove away, the elderly man turned to his wife and said,
“I can’t believe both people bought our neighbor’s equipment.”
His wife said,
“Why is that so hard to believe, honey? People do this online shopping all the time.”
“First, it’s pretty obvious to me that both pieces of equipment were not USED. Second, by looks of our neighbors, you can tell the equipment wasn’t USED.”